Top 10 best player nicknames

1. David Beckham - Golden balls

I like it better than "becks"

2. Kasey Keller - "Special K"

Washington's finest

3. Stuart Pierce - "Psycho"

This picture frightens me.

4. Andres Iniesta - "Choir boy"

On his way to youth group no doubt

5. Arjen Robben & Franck Ribery - "Robbery"

Fitting

6. Dennis Bergkamp - "The non flying Dutchman"

Who has time to fly places when your busy perfecting the best technique this sport has ever seen?

7. Leo Messi - "Atomic flea"

Sounds about right

8. Landon Donovan - "Landycakes"

Now some might take this nickname as derogatory, however my brain does not process anything negative about Landon Donovan....so wow what a nice compliment! I love you Landon.

9. Phillip Lahm - "The Magical dwarf"

Haha

10. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - "The baby face assassin"

Believe it or not this is Solskjaer at age 37.

Honorable mention:

John Mensah - The rock of Gilbralter

Eddie Lewis - Lewbanger

And for those of you wondering....The answer is Yes. Today has been a very slow day at work...