Top 10 best college mascots

#10: The Tree- Stanford Cardinal
Earns points for being bizarre. Also for a suspension due to public drunkeness at a game, which looks obvious from the picture.

#9: West Virginia Mountaineer (no name)
I've never been to West Virginia, but this guys looks exactly like what I think a Mountaineer would look like. Or the guy that was looking into Greg's window.

#8: Dubs- Washington Huskies
Shoutout to the hometown. Pretty cool mascot anyways though..... Went on the injured list for a while last year, hence the lack of a gameday picture.

#7: Wake Forest Demon Deacon (no name)
I have no idea what this nickname is supposed to mean, but this guy looks awesome.

#6: Pistol Pete- Oklahoma State Cowboys
Gets points for having an awesome name and a really big hat a la Turd Ferguson from SNL jeopardy.

#5: Sparty- Michigan State Spartans
Has a sweet costume, could beat up any other non-live mascot.

#4: Chief Osceola and Renegade- Florida State Seminoles
Chief Osceola rides out on Renegade before each game and plants a flaming spear onto the field, which has to be one of the coolest traditions in college football. Florida State claims permission from the Seminole tribe to use the nickname. Most Seminoles dispute that claim. Not too surprising that a team from the South has a racist mascot. (Check out Ole Miss' mascot for the most racist mascot around).

#3: Uga- Georiga Bulldogs
Been around forever, and recently tried to bite an Auburn player in the back of the endzone. The most pampered mascot in college sports bar none.

#2: BEVO- Texas Longhorns
Points for being a live mascot, having huge horns, and being huge in general. Sweet story regarding the origin of his name- A long time ago Texas A&M beat Texas 13 - 0, then stole Texas' Longhorn, and branded the score onto him. Texas students changed the 13 to a "B", the - to an "E", and squeezed in a "V" before the "O". BEVO.

#1: Ralphie- Colorado Buffaloes
I debated for a while betwen BEVO and Ralphie. Ultimately Colarado wins for taking a live Buffalo and sprinting across the field with him before each game. Awesome. Anyone else pumped for a trip to Boulder for some snowboarding and football once Colorado joins the PAC-10?

World Cup Best XI (last wc post?)

Goalie- Iker Casillas

His save on Robben's first breakaway was as good as any in the tournament. Spain needed him to be perfect, winning each knockout game by 1 goal.

D- Maicon

The bending goal he scored from a yard off the endline was beautiful. To attempt it was crazy enough in itself. Also played solid defense, and is just downright mean looking. The best right back in the game?

D- Pique

Puyol scored a great header, but was also exposed a couple times defensively, and fouled to save his ass. Pique was a rock.

D- Lahm

Lahm is probably more known for his offense, but he might a couple last-man back saves, and was a perfect captain.

D- Ramos

I really don't like Sergio Ramos, but I gotta give the man his props. Was almost unstoppable going forward, but never seemed to get beat 1 on 1 defensively either.

M- Shweinsteiger

The easiest call for me of all the players. Very impressive for a former winger to move into the middle and control play so well. Watching him consistently hit 60 yard balls on a dime was sweet.

M- Snjeider

Scored 5 goals in clutch situations.

M- Ozil

Is this guy a future World Player of the Year? He played like a man agasint some of the biggest names in the world. So smooth under pressure.

F- Gyan

Yeah, he missed a big PK. But, he came back strong to hit one upper 90 in penalties. His upper body strength was phenomenal, which he showed against the U.S. Also had to play by himself.

F- Villa

A 1-man wrecking crew up front for Spain. I can't believe Spain was so successful playing without Torres, but Villa was c-l-i-n-i-c-a-l.


F- Forlan

Forlan scored a bunch of goals, but more than that, he figured out the jabulani before anyone. His free kicks were always threatening, and he scored 4 goals outside the box.

Manager- Low

Germany smashed England and Argentina without their best player and captain. Nuff said.

Players getting snubbed:

Xavi- I still dont see quite the player everyone else seems to see. Also, didn't take advantage of his goal-scoring opportunities.

Iniesta- I thought he would be on this list before the tourney, but 1 goal doesn't tell the whole story. Good but not great. Let's be honest- Spain ran through Ramos (and Navas) on the right, not down the middle.

Donovan- Was considered.

Mueller- Just not enough space. He certainly deserves to be listed.

I know I took the easy road out by not having specific positions, but was having a hard time filling the other center-back. Any suggestions?

Top 10 best player nicknames

1. David Beckham - Golden balls

I like it better than "becks"

2. Kasey Keller - "Special K"

Washington's finest

3. Stuart Pierce - "Psycho"

This picture frightens me.

4. Andres Iniesta - "Choir boy"

On his way to youth group no doubt

5. Arjen Robben & Franck Ribery - "Robbery"

Fitting

6. Dennis Bergkamp - "The non flying Dutchman"

Who has time to fly places when your busy perfecting the best technique this sport has ever seen?

7. Leo Messi - "Atomic flea"

Sounds about right

8. Landon Donovan - "Landycakes"

Now some might take this nickname as derogatory, however my brain does not process anything negative about Landon Donovan....so wow what a nice compliment! I love you Landon.

9. Phillip Lahm - "The Magical dwarf"

Haha

10. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - "The baby face assassin"

Believe it or not this is Solskjaer at age 37.

Honorable mention:

John Mensah - The rock of Gilbralter

Eddie Lewis - Lewbanger

And for those of you wondering....The answer is Yes. Today has been a very slow day at work...

Biggest soccer story of the week

Everybody's been talking about Netherlands-Spain, but the big news of the week was The Wok absolutely destroying The Pot 4-1 on Tuesday.



5 quick things we learned from the game:

Kenny is still quick as Hell.

Mike would rather take a card in a 4-0 game with 20 seconds left than give up a goal. Good effort Michael.

Colin wants to win the goal of the year.

Jordan likes to kick the ball really hard at the goal.

Greg invented a new position known as "holding left-midfielder".

The best elective of all time

It seems Germany isn't demolishing teams solely because of the Pele'-esque Miroslav Klose. Hah just kidding. A large amount of their success should be attributed to the research done by German college students. Team Germany had these students track every single game played by each player on all 31 other World Cup Teams.

That fluky goal scored from the goal kick against England? Seems Germany knew Terry's tendency to push too far up the field. Germany basically has an encyclopedia on each player's PK tendencies/free kick tendencies/dribbling moves, etc. Pretty sweet idea.

Oh, and the man with the wisdom to start such a program? Future US coach and California's own Jurgen Klinsmann. Click the dirty tackle link on the right, and scroll down. It's a really good article, and I'm having trouble linking it.

Random

From thebiglead.com: (their words not mine)
Cristiano Ronaldo has a son. According to a statement released via his various social-networking outlets, the 25-year-old soccer star fathered a child, born in June, with an American woman. Ronaldo will retain sole custody of the child, who will move to Portugal. Crucially, because he was born here and his mother was an American citizen, Ronaldo’s son would be eligible to play for the United States. He could be wearing red, white and blue as he sails forty-yard free kicks into the crowd. Too early to get psyched for 2034?

And

Airport security in Colombia found what you would expect in a Colombian airport – a replica of the Wold Cup trophy made of 11 kg of cocaine. Police found the trophy in a box with team jerseys during a routine search. The trophy was gold with green stripes just like the real trophy, but the green paint was in “bad condition” so they figured it couldn’t be the real Wold Cup trophy.

Click the link on the side of the page.

Gossip

First off, this is just a rumor. BUT, the more I looked into it the more likely it seemed. And yes it involves the most dynamic footballer in the world:

Apparently, there are a bunch of rumors going around that the English captain got a 16-year old pregnant before the World Cup. Also, it was confirmed that Gerrard had moved out of his house, although his wife said it was "due to their floor being re-done."

To top it off, his wife Alex Curran (seen here, looking smoking hot)

may be having an affair with a player from Derby County (weak).

This is big for reasons besides the usual salacious details because it could have had a huge effect on England's World Cup. John Terry is said to have led a revolt of half the team against Gerrard. Apparently that overrated p.o.s. was mad because he had his captaincy stripped because of an affair, but England management knew about Gerrard's affair, and he obviously stayed on as captain.

As to whether it's true or not, it is hard to say. The rumors suggest there was a two week court-ordered gag order placed on the topic on June 30th. This article though, says there is no gag-order. (I'd suggest searching around for the rumors though, cuz they are interesting.) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1291625/England-captain-Steven-Gerrard-rocked-internet-lies-affair.html?ito=feeds-newsxml




The other question you might be asking- am I still a Stevie G Supporter? I have a question for you- Are you retarded? I will always be a Stevie G Supporter.